I was there the day Horus killed the Emperor. LOL, NOT THAT EMPEROR, YOU DUMBASSES. What'd you think this is, a civil war?!
Loken, my main man Sejanus was killed, so you gotta take over.
Thanks! I'll do it! Horus is a really nice guy.
He is, he's a great guy.
Gosh, that Horus, I love him so much.
Awww, thank you guys.
You should all stop fighting and be my loyal council, because I totally need your opinions even though I'm the best of the primarchs and WARMASTER. That goes to show how great a guy I am.
I do nothing much but be a grump.
Oh hey, Loken, you wanna tell me all about your life?
Sure, not that I have a war to fight or anything.
I am an extremely gentle and loving father figure to you. That's why I'm gonna tell you shit about really old books and get you suspicious.
I'm the token fat cynical bastard of this book, woo-hoo.
I'm the token pretty rebellious girl of this book- OH MY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OKAY I'LL LOCK MYSELF UP FOREVER NOW
They see me trollii-*banished*
NOT ON MY WATCH.
Oh hey, wanna join the Lodge?
You're in the Lodge?!
Dude, everyone's in the Lodge, it's like, the thing.
Then who exactly is there?
I can't say.
Fine, I'll come...
I'm an alcoholic now, if anyone cares.
I'm obsessed with Deamons now.
some time later...
So remind me, why exactly are we stuck in a world with fucking robot spiders?
Damned if I know.
Hey there. I'm an honourable badass like you guys.
I'm fucking insufferable.
Excuse me, this conversation should be about me.
Oh, shut up...
Run along kids, this party's over.
*mysterious musical fleet appears*
That's so pretty...
That's so nice...
We should go.
Who the hell are you?
Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the bad guy.
Alright let's go there.
But he just said-
Who's Warmaster in here?!
I punch Lucius in the face, cos he's a cunt.
I find that very funny.
So do I.
*end short flashback*
I'm negotiating with these people because I think my daddy's wrong!
We're negotiating with you cos the alternative is puh-retty bad.
Gosh, this is really nice, isn't it, getting along. It would be such a pity if someone STOLE something.
Interex Guard Guy:
Loken, you're a cool guy, so I gotta tell it straight to you man, there's some SHIT in the Warp. Kaos, man. Kaos.
No man! KAOS.
Is there a difference?
Well, yes- You betrayed us!
You STOLE something!
Fuck that, let's destroy them all. It compliments my fall from grace nicely, doesn't it?
This is SUSPICIOUS.
I don't care as long as Horus is cool with it.
Can we go to Davin now? I have everything ready for my EVIL scheme.